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Comedy song from episode 270 of the FilmDrunk Frotcast, in which comedian Matt Lieb improvises lyrics to a track of royalty-free corporate music. Track art photo by Lindsay Byrnes.

lyrics

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah oh yeah. Yeah.
Everybody take your seat I got a presentation
You gonna sit right there we gonna have a celebration
Everybody here look at the spreadsheet
Everybody get up on dance on your feet
Eat some cake
Eat some cake
It's your corporate birthday
Eat eat eat some cake
Eat some cake
Brenda stop eatin too much cake
Yeah yeah yeah ye-heah.
We're sitting here, we're sitting there
It's your corporate birthday
Yeah-heah. Yeah-heah.
Check out my spreadsheet
We got a pie chart
We got a bar chart
Quarterly earnings are doing pretty, pretty good
We're making money, we're not in the red
We're in the black and we hope that we stay there!
Make those profits
Die alone
See your grave come 40 years from now
Life is a flat plane
And you can see your grave
On your corporate birthday, it's where the cake is
Your grave on your corporate birthday
Everyone has gotten a slice, you only get one
And then you die cold and alone
Your children, will leave you
Your wife, will die too
And everyone will be sad, you'll be feeling blue
And one day, you'll wake up and your 80 years old
In a retirement home high on morphine all day
Sleep through life
Never live
Everything is gonna be fine
Spreadsheet
Put in your report on time, go to HR and tell 'em you want MORE BENEFITS!

credits

released November 20, 2015
Matt Lieb, with laughter by Vince Mancini, Jane Harrison and @possumgraveyard.

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